? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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