I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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