Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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