She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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