come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Randomize