He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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