What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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