She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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