the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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