That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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