pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
When are your genitals available?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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