we made out on top of his cat.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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