Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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