i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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