He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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