If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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