So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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