so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I supernannyed him into submission
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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