Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
