When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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