you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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