I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Sorry about my life...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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