i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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