Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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