He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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