Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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