i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
