oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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