You drinking a lot?
No.
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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