Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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