There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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