her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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