apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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