their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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