we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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