My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
