so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Success! We fucked roommates!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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