im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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