don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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