So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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