So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
i think my cat just said my name.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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