You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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