is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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