bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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