would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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