You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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