when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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