So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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