I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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