Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Slut skills are useful in every country.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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