On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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