susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
