Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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