I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Randomize
