Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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