Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Do you remember whose house we're in?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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