I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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