bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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